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Your Sex Life Future!!
| If you are at all interested in how you will fare for the next couple years in the relationship area, I suggest you try this thing out. It really works :-) Here is the link. Your Future |  |
Read this statement a few times OUT loud. When you finally get it, you will believe that it's true. I'M SOFA KING WE TODD DID. have fun :-)
| Hey, sometimes when you are feeling alone in the world, and feel like you don't have a friend, there is that one thing that will cheer you up. If your lucky, it may be a special person that you can go see or talk to. Or it could be a tv program, or even a song. But the best thing is when its a website, it is availible all the time 24/7. It is always there for you.....This is not one of those sites. But if your looking for a good laugh then it is the site for you Funny Stuff |
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Hey sorry about the size of this box, I was just trying some stuff out right now, in the future it will change. But how many of you like sex. Pretty much everybody right? And the next best thing from sex.....is??? what else WINNIE THE POOH I mean what is better then fuckin your girl/guy, and then sitting down to a nice movie of winnie the pooh. It doesn't get better. But wait? It does? How can this be??? Some perv came up with a great idea. Known by him as the Kamasutra of Pooh, this site has it all. YOu want Tigger on Pooh, or maybe Pigglet? :-P How bout all three. Hahaha. No but seriously you need to check this site out!!
Pooh's Pics (this isn't really porn)
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty, miss that though, and your pretty much screwed.
Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will never know the terror of being forever lost at sea.
Quitters never win, and Winners never quit, but those who never Win and never Queit are idiots.
Some people dream of success, But other people Live to Crush those dreams.
It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
The best leaders inspire by example, when that doesn't work, brute intimidation works pretty well too
The more you sweat in pratice, the less you bleed in battle.
If you don't like some of them, keep reading. There are good mixed in with the bad. Some people have different tastes.
A blond, a red head, and a brunette are standing in front of a magic mirror. Anyone who tells a lie into the mirror will disappear. The brunette walks up and she says, "I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world." That was a lie, so she disappears. The red head gets up and she says, "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." That was a lie so she disapears. Finally its the blonds turn. She goes up there and says, "I think...." and disappears.
There was a wife vacuming her house one day, and she finds a box under the bed. Later that night, she goes to the husband and asks whats with the box. They open it up and inside were 9 golf balls and 25,000 dollars. The wife looks kinda suprised, and asked why they have this. The man replies well everytime we had sex I put a golf ball in there. The wife thinking to herself "alright well that isn't bad I guess". But the man continues.... And everytime I get a dozen golf balls I sell them!
A masked man walks into a sperm bank one day. The lady behind the counter was kinda shocked. After all it is a sperm bank. The man says open the safe. The woman replies, "this isn't a real bank we don't have money here." The man insists on the safe being opened. The girl shrugged and complied. Inside the safe, there are several little bottles of sperm. The man tells her to drink one. Confused she does, and then the man says drink another. The frightened woman drinks another bottle, and the man pulls off his mask. It turned out that it was her husband. He said "It's not that hard is it?"
A piece of rope walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender is like we don't serve pieces of rope here. The rope turns around and walks out. He takes his hat off and starts pulling apart his hair and the top of his head. he kinda undos his arms and shoulders a little bit. He walks back into the bar and the bartender is like aren't you the piece of rope that just walked in here a little bit ago. The rope replied "I'm afraid knot".
A duck walks into a store and asks the manager for some grapes. He says we dont have grapes here. The duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store and asks for some grapes, the guys like I told you we don't serve grapes here, so the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store and asks for grapes, the guy is getting mad now and says NO! if you come in here one more time, Im gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck walks out. The next day the duck comes in and asks the guy "you got any nails?" the guy says no, so the duck asks "you got any grapes"
A blond walks into a store, and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here, The blond walks out. The next day the blond walks back in to the store and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here. The blond gets mad and goes out and buys a red wig. The blond in the wig walks back into the store and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here. The blond says how do u know I'm a blond? The guys says that isn't a tv. its a mircrowave.
A guy is kinda bored w/ life, he doesn't really know what to do. He goes to a pet store because he thinks maybe a pet could help. The guy asks the owner do u have anything out of the ordinary? The owner replys yeah we got this pet, its called a thingamagig. The thingamagig has a 3 foot long dick. It also does a trick, you say thingamagig chair, and it will hump the chair. Thingamagig the wall and it will hump the wall..etc.now the guy is driving home and the thingamagig is humping the guys leg. The guy is trying to stop it and he is speeding. The Policeman pulls him over and asks whats the deal. The guy tries to explain about the thingamagig. The policeman won't have any of it, he says thingamagig my ass.
A Windowless Doorless room from which there is no feasible way to escape. A man is stuck inside with a table. Somehow he gets out. How does he do it?
he looks under the table and sees what he saw, then takes the saw and cuts the table in half then he takes the 2 halfs and puts them together to make a hole, then he climbs out the hole.
A Windowless Doorless room from which there isi no feasible way to escape. A man has to live in there for a year with only a bed and a calander, how does he survive?
he eats the dates off the calander, and he drinks out of the springs in the bed.
A guy is walking down the street. He is wearing all black clothes and there is no lights on at all.. The moon is gone, and there are no stars. A car approches the man and doesn't have its headlights on, but at the last second, swerves the car to miss hitting the guy. How does the car know the man is there?
It is daytime.
A man and a women lay dead in a cabin in the middle of the forest. All around them, the trees are smashed down and everything is a wreak. How did they die?
An airplane crash, it was an plane cabin.
Anthony and Cleopatra are COMPLETELY dead on the floor. Nearby a broken bowl and a table, How did they die?
They were fish, the bowl was a fish bowl.
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I bet you $50 I could lick my eyeball” So the bartender says, “You’re on.” The guy removes his glass eye, licks it, and pops it back in. The bartender laughs and willingly gives the guy his cash. The next day, the guy walks in again with another bet. “Bartender, I bet you $100 I could bite my elbow.” The bartender agrees. So the guys pulls out his dentures, bites his elbow, and pops them back in. The bartender laughs and grudgingly forks over the $100. The next day the same guy walks in and says “Bartender, I bet you $500 I could place a shot glass at the end of the bar and piss in it from here without spilling a drop.” So the bartender thinks this is a no lose situation. He agrees. So the guy stands on the bar, pulls down his drawers and proceeds to piss all over the place. He pees all over the bartender, the customers, in peoples drinks… everywhere. The bartender is rolling on the floor with laughter. “You owe me $500!” “That’s ok,” says the guy, “I just bet those two guys at the end of the bar I could piss on you and still make you laugh!”
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?” The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no." The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ” The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ”
A husband walks out of the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, “I have a headache.” “Perfect.” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It’s up to you!”
This guy was out in the middle of nowhere. He found a ladder and on it it said "To back door into Heaven" He is like, sweet its Heaven i can get itno heaven. So he starts climbing and he reaches a platform on it, was a naked girl. She said you can stay here and have sex with me forever, or your can keep climbing. They guy is like its Heaven, I better keep climbing. Pretty soon, he got to a second platform. There were 2 naked girls, they said that he could stay there w/ them, or keep climbing. Hes thinking if there was one on the first platform, 2 on the second, then there must be 3 on the third. He keeps climbing and sure enough there were 3 girls on the third platform. Usually a person would be satisfied, but he is pretty greedy. He wanted 4 girls. He decided to keep climbing. He was climbing for a long time, and he reached a 4th platform. The ladder stopped, and a fat man in a thong was waiting for him. He was like I thougth that it was to the backdoor into heaven. The guy was like, Hi nice to meet you, my name is Heaven.
A blond, a red head, and a brunette are standing in front of a magic mirror. Anyone who tells a lie into the mirror will disappear. The brunette walks up and she says, "I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world." That was a lie, so she disappears. The red head gets up and she says, "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." That was a lie so she disapears. Finally its the blonds turn. She goes up there and says, "I think...." and disappears.
There was a wife vacuming her house one day, and she finds a box under the bed. Later that night, she goes to the husband and asks whats with the box. They open it up and inside were 9 golf balls and 25,000 dollars. The wife looks kinda suprised, and asked why they have this. The man replies well everytime we had sex I put a golf ball in there. The wife thinking to herself "alright well that isn't bad I guess". But the man continues.... And everytime I get a dozen golf balls I sell them!
A masked man walks into a sperm bank one day. The lady behind the counter was kinda shocked. After all it is a sperm bank. The man says open the safe. The woman replies, "this isn't a real bank we don't have money here." The man insists on the safe being opened. The girl shrugged and complied. Inside the safe, there are several little bottles of sperm. The man tells her to drink one. Confused she does, and then the man says drink another. The frightened woman drinks another bottle, and the man pulls off his mask. It turned out that it was her husband. He said "It's not that hard is it?"
A piece of rope walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender is like we don't serve pieces of rope here. The rope turns around and walks out. He takes his hat off and starts pulling apart his hair and the top of his head. he kinda undos his arms and shoulders a little bit. He walks back into the bar and the bartender is like aren't you the piece of rope that just walked in here a little bit ago. The rope replied "I'm afraid knot".
A duck walks into a store and asks the manager for some grapes. He says we dont have grapes here. The duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store and asks for some grapes, the guys like I told you we don't serve grapes here, so the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store and asks for grapes, the guy is getting mad now and says NO! if you come in here one more time, Im gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck walks out. The next day the duck comes in and asks the guy "you got any nails?" the guy says no, so the duck asks "you got any grapes"
A blond walks into a store, and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here, The blond walks out. The next day the blond walks back in to the store and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here. The blond gets mad and goes out and buys a red wig. The blond in the wig walks back into the store and asks to buy that tv. The guy says we don't serve blonds here. The blond says how do u know I'm a blond? The guys says that isn't a tv. its a mircrowave.
A guy is kinda bored w/ life, he doesn't really know what to do. He goes to a pet store because he thinks maybe a pet could help. The guy asks the owner do u have anything out of the ordinary? The owner replys yeah we got this pet, its called a thingamagig. The thingamagig has a 3 foot long dick. It also does a trick, you say thingamagig chair, and it will hump the chair. Thingamagig the wall and it will hump the wall..etc.now the guy is driving home and the thingamagig is humping the guys leg. The guy is trying to stop it and he is speeding. The Policeman pulls him over and asks whats the deal. The guy tries to explain about the thingamagig. The policeman won't have any of it, he says thingamagig my ass.
A Windowless Doorless room from which there is no feasible way to escape. A man is stuck inside with a table. Somehow he gets out. How does he do it?
he looks under the table and sees what he saw, then takes the saw and cuts the table in half then he takes the 2 halfs and puts them together to make a hole, then he climbs out the hole.
A Windowless Doorless room from which there isi no feasible way to escape. A man has to live in there for a year with only a bed and a calander, how does he survive?
he eats the dates off the calander, and he drinks out of the springs in the bed.
A guy is walking down the street. He is wearing all black clothes and there is no lights on at all.. The moon is gone, and there are no stars. A car approches the man and doesn't have its headlights on, but at the last second, swerves the car to miss hitting the guy. How does the car know the man is there?
It is daytime.
A man and a women lay dead in a cabin in the middle of the forest. All around them, the trees are smashed down and everything is a wreak. How did they die?
An airplane crash, it was an plane cabin.
Anthony and Cleopatra are COMPLETELY dead on the floor. Nearby a broken bowl and a table, How did they die?
They were fish, the bowl was a fish bowl.
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I bet you $50 I could lick my eyeball” So the bartender says, “You’re on.” The guy removes his glass eye, licks it, and pops it back in. The bartender laughs and willingly gives the guy his cash. The next day, the guy walks in again with another bet. “Bartender, I bet you $100 I could bite my elbow.” The bartender agrees. So the guys pulls out his dentures, bites his elbow, and pops them back in. The bartender laughs and grudgingly forks over the $100. The next day the same guy walks in and says “Bartender, I bet you $500 I could place a shot glass at the end of the bar and piss in it from here without spilling a drop.” So the bartender thinks this is a no lose situation. He agrees. So the guy stands on the bar, pulls down his drawers and proceeds to piss all over the place. He pees all over the bartender, the customers, in peoples drinks… everywhere. The bartender is rolling on the floor with laughter. “You owe me $500!” “That’s ok,” says the guy, “I just bet those two guys at the end of the bar I could piss on you and still make you laugh!”
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?” The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no." The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ” The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ”
A husband walks out of the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, “I have a headache.” “Perfect.” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It’s up to you!”
This guy was out in the middle of nowhere. He found a ladder and on it it said "To back door into Heaven" He is like, sweet its Heaven i can get itno heaven. So he starts climbing and he reaches a platform on it, was a naked girl. She said you can stay here and have sex with me forever, or your can keep climbing. They guy is like its Heaven, I better keep climbing. Pretty soon, he got to a second platform. There were 2 naked girls, they said that he could stay there w/ them, or keep climbing. Hes thinking if there was one on the first platform, 2 on the second, then there must be 3 on the third. He keeps climbing and sure enough there were 3 girls on the third platform. Usually a person would be satisfied, but he is pretty greedy. He wanted 4 girls. He decided to keep climbing. He was climbing for a long time, and he reached a 4th platform. The ladder stopped, and a fat man in a thong was waiting for him. He was like I thougth that it was to the backdoor into heaven. The guy was like, Hi nice to meet you, my name is Heaven.